History records Edward Teach, a.k.a. "Blackbeard" as the most feared pirate in the Caribbean. However, the historians were too afraid to record the name of the most treacherous, terrifying, and awe inspiring(self described of course) pirate in all history, William "Two-Bit Schooner" McMURRAGH...turns out he got by on the treachery of his gruesome tales alone.